Bible Plagiarizer Confronted

“Look, you didn’t write these poems. This one is a famous limerick. It was written well before you were born. Did you write it in a past life? And this one, this one is from the Bible! It’s almost two thousand years old. Don’t even try to tell me you wrote this.”

“But miss, I wrote those other poems.”

“I don’t care if you wrote some of the poems, although I don’t believe you did because I didn’t see you write them in the class. Look, here underlined in red, ‘any instance of plagiarism will result in a zero.’ Zero. That’s what you are getting.”

“Miss, miss, can I resubmit? I will email it to you.”

“No. I told you clearly that you must write the poems yourself, and that if you did not, you’d get a zero. If you email me I will not read it.”

You think by now the girl would have some dignity and either confess or give up. She stayed around for 20 minutes begging me to let her re-do the assignment. Two former plagiarizers who had changed their way were also there to witness the scene. They had learned their lessons and handed in excellent work. One of them even earned 97% on her assignment.

I was adamant with the newest plagiarizer.

“Look, would you take verses from your Holy Qur’an, and put your name on them? Would you say that you had written them? This is exactly what you’ve done. You can not steal other people’s work and lie and say that it is yours. This is not acceptable.”

Finally, she gave up. The sad thing is that she’ll surely try it again with other teachers.

Plagiarizing God?

My B.Ed students handed in their poetry portfolios yesterday. Despite the warning on their assignment sheets, I’ve still got one blatant plagiarizer.

“All items submitted must be 100% original and written by you. Your instructor will search the Internet if the items do not match your writing style or level. Any instance of plagiarism will result in a zero for this assignment and a warning from the department.”

Now, we did all the writing in the class, and this girl used to sit blankly without writing much in her notebook. I must admit that her English level is quite low, particularly writing skills, and she should have had to pass some prerequisite in order to take my course: Teaching Creative Writing.

I suggested she withdraw from the class and take it later once her English skills were stronger, but she stayed on.

When she handed in her poetry portfolio, it was by far the most decorated project. Any teacher knows that at the university level, this is a red flag! Unfortunately for her, this was not an art collage, but it was supposed to represent a semester of poetry writing. I don’t believe she wrote any of the poems in her portfolio. She included the famous limerick attributed to an anonymous author:

"There was a young lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger."

She then went on to plagiarize the apostle Paul by using the famous
love passage from 1 Corinthians 13, as quoted from this website.

You'd think if someone was going to steal another person's work and
put her name on it,that she'd at least avoid plagiarizing the
Holy Spirit!