Sunday Brunch at GunsSmoke in Lahore

A few weeks ago we went to the Sunday brunch at GunSmoke. “Brunch” is a relative term in Pakistan, as I believe it actually starts at 1:00pm and goes until 4:00pm at this particular restaurant. The brunch menu includes steak, eggs, salad bar, soup, juice, coffee or tea, bread and a side of potatoes. None of us could finish our plates! I can’t remember the exact price, but it was less than 400 rupees ($5) per person. The brunch deal is only offered on Sunday afternoons.

My Three-Year Love Affair with Lahore

This month I wrote a ‘letter to Lahore’ for the Pakistani e-zine The Green Kaleidoscope. It’s a reflection of my last three and a half years here.

Check it out:

My Three-Year Love Affair with Lahore

Looking for an Upper Portion to Rent in Lahore?

I just received the following information from a friend who has an upper portion available for rent in Defence Phase V. Phase V is an up and coming area where new houses are springing up all the time. It’s quite close to the airport. It sounds and looks gorgeous; I wish we were looking for a flat!

Newly built house with independent entrance; Ideal location facing the park. 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bathrooms with a spacious living room and kitchen! Large rooms with an open floor plan. All Italian and Spanish fittings, sophisticated layout and contemporary architecture. Spacious master loft suite with luxury closet and modern baths. Available immediately. Must See!

It also has A/C, central heating, remote control main gate, anti-theft boundary wall, Phoenix Security System, central music system, generator, UPS, cable internet, telephone and internet. Wow! Talk about luxury.

To see how much they are asking for the rent or to arrange a visit, contact:
amara.bashir1@gmail.com OR amara.bashir@desconchemicals.com

Email me for her phone number

Lahore Restaurant Review: Malee’s Cafe

My husband and I were certainly divided over this one. I gave it a 3 out of 10, while he gave it a 7. I wouldn’t go back; he wants to go back and try to expensive gelato.

Read the Review of Malee’s Cafe here

Have you been to Malee’s Cafe? What were your thoughts?

National Poetry Month on Associated Content

In honor of National Poetry Month, Associated Content has been challenging its writers to do daily “challenges” of different types of poetry. So far, all of my challenge entries have been inspired by Pakistan, so I thought I’d share them here:

Bustling Bazaars of Lahore: A List Poem

Buttery Cinquain: Summer in Lahore

View from Fairy Meadows: A Haiku Trio

The poetry challenges have been fun, and before this I didn’t know how to write cinquains! I like poetry that has syllable patterns, but I’m not too good with rhyme and meter. Hence I didn’t do the ghazal or the quatrain. Enjoy!

Financial Times Says What about Defence?

I just read an article on the Financial Times about Defence Housing Authority in Lahore. I live in Defence Phase IV, and I have been living in Defence for about 3 years. I’ve also lived in Phase III. Some of these points may be the official policy, but they are not enforced.

“In addition to physical security, local administrators take great care in applying municipal bylaws. Rules, such as forcing residents to equip power generators with sound-proof canopies or forcing parties to turn loud music off by a cut-off time of midnight, are applied rigorously. In fact, on one recent evening, Defence’s guards appeared 10 minutes after midnight to force an end to an event at the home of a prominent politician, who was shocked when told that his electricity would be turned off if he did not comply. In Pakistan, where influential individuals routinely break the law, such incidents are rare. “In DHA, rules are enforced strictly,” says Shafqat Mahmood, a respected political commentator who lives in the area. ‘Unlike other places in Pakistan, the biggest attraction of this neighbourhood is that you can’t break the law.'”

Financial Times article

I wish generators in my neighborhood had sound-proof canopies. I’ve been kept up by loud wedding parties several times, and they did not stop at midnight. My husband and I discussed the idea of “disturbance of the peace” with some friends who live in Lahore, and they said that there are rules about this, but they are not enforced. That said, Defence is quieter than other areas of Lahore, but the supposed rules about noise are not “vigorously enforced.”

I Think I’m Turning Japanese…

This week I went to the post office in Defence, Lahore to mail a box of books back to the US. I insisted on the ‘sab se saste’ (cheapest) rate, and the postman told me that he could give me a cheap rate but he had no idea when the package would arrive. I told him I had more time than money, so then I started a one hour process to get my package sewn up in little white bag, bound with melted wax and labeled. When I went to label the package, the packagewala asked me, “Where it going? Japan?”

I was a bit confused as to why my package would go to Japan. Do I look Japanese? Anyway, I told him it was going to the US and explained that I was a teacher here in Pakistan. Then I had to jaunt off to find a photocopier that was open in the morning (it was already 11:30am) to get a copy of my passport. Just in case I send a bomb in the box, they’ll know who did it. Photocopiers were all closed so I went all the way home, scanned a copy, printed it and went all the way back to the post office. It cost me 2835 rupees ($35) to send a 12.8 kg box. Not too bad. Let’s hope it makes it.

Beware of Knock Off Deodorant

Many hygiene and beauty products from around the world are available in Pakistan’s supermarkets, but at the same time many imitation versions masquerade as the real thing. I was told one time that this industry is a specialty of the northern city of Peshawar.

The packing will many times look exactly like the original, except for a minor spelling mistake or two. Check all of your hygiene products to see if the spelling and labels are up to international standards. There are two products that have plagued me during my time in Pakistan, fake hair products and knock off deodorant. At least two out of three ‘name brand’ hair products that I have bought have been vastly ineffective. As I’ve used the same products with success in the U.S. and elsewhere, I know how the product should look, feel, smell, and work. There is no way to know if a product is real until you buy it and try it.

Many deodorant products in Pakistan serve only as body spray/deodorant and not as anti-perspirent. Make sure you read labels carefully. Even if the label looks good, the product might not work. When I run out of deodorant, I always end up going to at least five stores looking for a legitimate product. It can be quite embarrassing when you use a fake product that doesn’t work, especially in 120-degree heat!

Places that have real products in Lahore include: Europe – Defence Market, HKB – Y Block DHA, Pot Purri – Y Block DHA, Pace – Y Block DHA. Be warned that while some products on their shelves are real, some are fake. It’s easier to fake liquid roll-ons than solid stick deoderant, so if you want to be safe buy a solid stick brand.

Grocery Shortages Due to Long March

I usually do my shopping on Sundays, but with my husband’s sickness last week we didn’t run out of groceries until Tuesday. When I went to the stores, I had to spend more time than usual looking for particular products. Finally, at the last option (after going to three other places), I asked one of the workers what was up. He let me know that the stores were dealing with shortages, as trucks had been delayed due to the Long March protest. The government had blocked main roads in and out of major cities, and the highway between Lahore and Islambad proved a “no go” zone for many. I was assured that after one or two days, the stock should be returned to normal. Thankfully, there were no shortages of staple items such as wheat, flour, sugar, fruits and vegetables.

In other news, I found out that the allergy medication I usually take, Zyrtec, will no longer be available in Pakistan. He sold me the last 9 pills that he had. Here, people usually buy medication in small amounts, often cutting up the original packets to sell smaller numbers.I was bummed because a month’s supply of it over here costs me 120 rupees ($1.5), where the same amount can cost upwards of $75/month in the U.S. The pharmacist owner was quite helpful and gave me a different, locally available brand to try.

Mood in Lahore Exuberant as Pakistani Government Backs Down

After another frenzy of high level meetings, Pakistani Prime Minister Gilani announced that the government would re-instate the judges deposed by President Musharraf, including former Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudry. In response, opposition leader Nawaz Sharif called off the culmination of the “Long March” on Islamabad which was set to take place today. Since the judges were kicked out of office, lawyers across the country have been demanidng their reinstatement.

Pakistanis are celebrating, as they believe that this decision is a watershed that will lead to greater freedom and more transparency in the government. Many are hoping that once Iftikhar Chaudry takes his post on March 21st, he will immediately open up the cases against President Asif Zardari (known as Mr. 10% for allegedly funneling state money into his own bank accounts) and former president Pervaiz Musharraf.

Today the mood was celebratory, as children flew kites in for the annual Basant spring festival. Everyone is excited that the people of Pakistan were able to force the government to comply with their demands for justice.

What will happen next? I suspect that this decision may be a big step towards the departure of President Zardari, and that the political drama will continue.