Too Much Free Time
Imagine, your phone is ringing so you pick it up and say a greeting.
You: Hello?
Mystery caller: Salaam alaikum. (Traditional Muslim greeting)
You: Alaikum salaam. (Muslim greeting response)
Mystery caller: Aap kaun bol rahe hai? (Who is this talking?)
(You’re thinking, hello, you called ME buddy. Why should I say who I am?)
You: Aap kaun hai? (who are you?)
Mystery caller: Aap kaun hai? (who are you?)
You realized that the caller has dialed a wrong number, likely on purpose to try and get a female recipient, and that now for the next two weeks your mobile will be ringing off the hook as he tries to get in touch with you.
Seriously, these guys calls at 6am, midnight, all day and anytime that you’re busy and don’t want to get up and answer the phone. On my phone, I can only screen 10 numbers at a time. It’s a nice feature, because once I screen a number that phone doesn’t ring when the number calls me. Unfortunately, 10 numbers is just not enough!
I need to learn how to say “Get a life!” in Punjabi.
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